San Antonio Mayor has message for Barkley. Did someone mention championship rings? Oh, this is going to get real, fast.

HoopsVibe's Very Quick Call: We want to see Charles take the mayor's offer.

Charles Barkley calls San Antonio the Granny Panty Capital of the world.

HoopsVibe's Very Quick Call: Ok, SA does have a lot of granny panties. He might be right on that one.

Chris Brown gets his ass kicked by Drake and Tony Parkers gets hurt in the process.

HoopsVibe's Very Quick Call: Drake punching Chris Brown feels right, but Tony Parker getting into it is so random.

Spurs happy to sleep this off-season away.

HoopsVibe's Very Quick Call: 

Tim Duncan once gave teammate Brent Barry $100 to kiss David Stern.

HoopsVibe Very Quick Call: It's such a great story I'm shocked we didn't hear it sooner.

Tim Duncan and Tony Parker in trouble for this joke caught on camera and we've got the pic.

HoopsVibe's Very Quick Call: This is horrible timing for the Spurs and I doubt David Stern can take a joke. (full pic inside)

 San Antonio can't catch a break this offseason. First, Mark Cuban told the world how much he hated the city. Then a Dallas radio employee called San Antonio citizens "dirty Mexicans." Now Charles Barkley has called the city's women fat. Save your pot and and kettle jokes until you've seen the video, a part of the "Gone Fishin'" segment on Inside the NBA: