If you guys remember from the spring, I put together a whole mock NCAA tourney with every single college-eligible player enrolled at a university (i.e. LeBron at Ohio St., Luol Deng still at Duke). This is sort of a follow-up to that piece (with another next week to complete the ‘what if?’ trilogy) as I compare what schools would do if they brought back all of their former players to unite as a team. Let’s call it the NCAAA, the first A standing for alumni (although I’m pretty damn sure not all these guys can be defined as “alumni”). You frequently hear announcers discuss which schools have the most alum currently playing in the NBA. I went a step further by determining how these schools would stack up against one another if you brought back every player still on an NBA roster. Some things to consider:
All 2005 1st and 2nd Round Draft Picks are included as well as any free agent rookies that have or are expected to sign with NBA teams.
You’ll notice that some schools may be deficient at a particular position, or some might be lacking depth, and others don’t even have enough to field a starting five. With this in mind, any player that would be needed to fill a void would go by Mr. X– the average player on a Top 25 college team. So even the worst of the worst NBAers like Torraye Braggs and Mark Pope are still significant upgrades over Mr. X. Nevertheless, superstars like Shaquille O’Neal and Tim Duncan are able to sneak by playing with said Mr. X because well, we’re talking about The Diesel and The Big Fundamental.
I’m not taking a Sprewell at his prime, I’m not assuming a Felton is going to be an All-Star, and I’m not going with a healthy Mashburn– I’m taking each player for what their value is worth on this very day (except May, we’ll pretend he didn’t just have knee surgery).
1. North Carolina
PG: Jeff McInnis/Raymond Felton
SG: Vince Carter/Rashad McCants
SF: Jerry Stackhouse/Marvin Williams/George Lynch
PF: Antawn Jamison/Sean May
C: Rasheed Wallace/Brendan Haywood/Scott Williams
Outlook: When I first thought about putting this piece together, I guessed that UNC would easily take the cake as the #1 team. Upon closer examination, they’re actually not too far ahead of UConn. In the end, the Tar Heels’ versatility, depth, experience, and talent would just prove too strong for challengers.
PG: Ben Gordon/Kevin Ollie
SG: Ray Allen
SF: Richard Hamilton/Caron Butler
PF: Donyell Marshall/Charlie Villanueva
C: Emeka Okafor/Clifford Robinson/Jake Voskuhl
Outlook: No other team is as loaded with as many clutch players as UConn (save Donyell Marshall– we’ll never forget those missed free throws against Florida), and nobody has even close to as many sharpshooters as the Huskies. If this team gets hot, forget about it.
PG: Chris Duhon/Jay Williams/Daniel Ewing
SG: Corey Maggette/Luol Deng/Dahntay Jones
SF: Grant Hill/Luol Deng/Mike Dunleavy
PF: Carlos Boozer/Shane Battier/Shavlik Randolph
C: Elton Brand/Christian Laettner
Outlook: People always talk about how Duke players never pan out in the pros, but that appears to be a thing of the past– just look at this team! Coach K could throw a number of different looks at opponents including a defensive-minded 5 with Battier, Brand, and Duhon leading the way, or a full court run-and-gun team with Maggette, Hill, and Jones running foes off the floor.
PG: Mike Bibby/Damon Stoudamire
SG: Gilbert Arenas/Jason Terry/Salim Stoudamire
SF: Andre Iguodala/Luke Walton
PF: Richard Jefferson
C: Channing Frye/Loren Woods
Outlook: A bit guard-oriented (like most ‘Zona teams) with a dearth of size upfront to bang with bigger teams. The guards would almost certainly be able to outscore most teams. Who wouldn’t want to watch ‘ole Lute throw Bibby, Terry, Arenas, Iguodala, and Jefferson on the court together?
5. Wake Forest
PG: Chris Paul
SG: Josh Howard
SF: Rodney Rogers
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Tim Duncan
Outlook: The Deacons could definitely use some depth, but you can’t knock down a team with this starting lineup any lower. I’m sure the best player in the world Tim Duncan would enjoy playing with the best young point guard in the world, Chris Paul.
PG: Kirk Hinrich/Jacque Vaughn
SG: Paul Pierce
SF: Drew Gooden/Billy Thomas
PF: Nick Collison/Wayne Simien
C: Raef LaFrentz/Scot Pollard/Greg Ostertag
Outlook: A terrific backcourt with Hinrich and Pierce, and plenty of size to throw at you upfront with Gooden, LaFrentz, Collison, and Simien. Yet because they’re Kansas, there’s just no way they would ever exceed expectations.
PG: Tony Delk/Gerald Fitch
SG: Derek Anderson/Keith Bogans
SF: Tayshaun Prince/Erik Daniels/Jamal Mashburn
PF: Antoine Walker/Scott Padgett/Walter McCarty
C: Jamaal Magliore/Nazr Mohammed/Mark Pope
Outlook: Like most Kentucky teams, there’s a load of depth, but no real superstar. Who takes the big shot down the stretch? You would love to see Prince with the ball, but I can’t imagine ‘Toine relenting.
Kentucky has the big bodies down low that would be able to slow down Tim Duncan and the Demon Deacons.
PG: Randy Livingston
SG: Ronald Dupree
SF: Brandon Bass
PF: Stromile Swift/Jabari Smith
C: Shaquille O’Neal
Outlook: You could pair Johnnie Walker and Jim Beam in LSU’s backcourt, and it would still be near impossible to shut down a frontline featuring Shaq and Stro. This is certainly a team nobody would look forward to playing, but squads like Kansas and Kentucky should be able to outlast them with their plethora of big men.
9. Georgia Tech
PG: Jarrett Jack/Travis Best
SG: Stephon Marbury/Jon Barry/Will Bynum
SF: Matt Harpring
PF: Chris Bosh
C: Jason Collier/Luke Schenscher
Outlook: Superb balance and plenty of reliable guys to put points on the board. Although I’m not quite sure I’d want Stephon Marbury or Chris Bosh, two stars with losing track records, as my go-to guys.
10. Michigan St.
PG: Eric Snow/Mateen Cleaves
SG: Jason Richardson/Charlie Bell/Steve Smith
SF: Morris Peterson/Alan Anderson
PF: Zach Randolph/Erazem Lorbek
C: Kevin Willis
Outlook: I like the young core with Richardson, Randolph, and Peterson, and I love the veteran leadership with Willis, Smith, and Snow. Only a team with simply too much talent would be able to knock off the Spartans.
PG: Jamal Crawford
SG: Jalen Rose
SF: Chris Webber/Bernard Robinson, Jr.
PF: Maurice Taylor
C: Juwan Howard/Robert Traylor
Outlook: Three years ago this is a top 5 team, but age would definitely catch up to them. And what the hell kind of surface do the Wolverines play on? There’s more bad knees on this team than diplomas.
What the hell ever happened to Jimmy King and Ray Jackson anyway?
PG: Allen Iverson
SG: Jerome Williams
SF: Othella Harrington
PF: Alonzo Mourning/Michael Sweetney
C: Dikembe Mutumbo/Ruben Boumtje/Boumtje
Outlook: Any team that throws Jerome Williams at the 2 and Othella Harrington at the 3 is scary, for better or worse. Nevertheless, you’re still not stopping Iverson and there’s enough trees down low to finish his misses and keep opponents from strolling into the lane.
PG: Jason Kidd
SG: Lamond Murray
SF: Shareef Abdur-Rahim
PF: Sean Marks/Michael Stewart
C: Francisco Elson/Jamal Sampson
Outlook: You have to like the duo of J-Kidd and ‘Reef, but the rest of the team leaves a lot to be desired. I thought about giving them Tony Gonzalez since he could possibly be in the NBA if he weren’t the best tight end in the world, but decided it wouldn’t be fair.
PG: Maurice Williams
SG: Latrell Sprewell
SF: Gerald Wallace/Kennedy Winston
PF: Robert Horry
C: Antonio McDyess
Outlook: A bit surprising to see Alabama, a school that has never exactly lit up the college basketball scene, this high. Consider that these six guys spent only 3 combined years playing with each other.
PG: Nick Van Exel/Tony Bobbitt
SG: DerMarr Johnson
SF: Ruben Patterson
PF: Kenyon Martin
C: Jason Maxiell/Danny Fortson
Outlook: There’s no questioning the talent, but now that Huggy Bear is gone, who’s going to keep these idiots from killing each other?
PG: Sarunas Jasikevicius/Steve Blake
SG: Juan Dixon
SF: Steve Francis/Laron Profit
PF: Joe Smith/Lonny Baxter
C: Chris Wilcox/Tony Massenburg
Outlook: Francis is by far the best of the bunch, but he’s proven in his NBA years that he’s not capable of leading a team to glory. Luckily Gary Williams has 4 players from his 2002 championship squad to help out.
PG: Earl Watson
SG: Baron Davis
SF: Trevor Ariza/Jason Kapono
PF: Matt Barnes/Dijon Thompson
C: Dan Gadzuric
Outlook: The Bruins’ program has fallen off since winning the title in 1995 despite still landing blue chip recruits every single year. This squad is decent, but not what you would hope for from the school with the richest history in NCAA Men’s Basketball history.
PG: Jason Williams/Anthony Roberson
SG: Mike Miller/Matt Walsh
SF: Matt Bonner/Christian Drejer
PF: David Lee
C: Udonis Haslem/Andrew Declercq
Outlook: Anyone else shocked at the amount of white boys on this team? I’ve never noticed that about Florida before.
PG: Andre Miller
SG: Britton Johnsen
SF: Keith Van Horn
PF: Michael Doleac
C: Andrew Bogut
Outlook: A quality point guard to lead the way in Miller, a capable scorer from all over the floor in Van Horn, and an imposing low post threat in Bogut, yet there’s absolutely no way this team advances past the Sweet 16. It’s Utah, remember?
PG: Jason Hart
SG: Carmelo Anthony
SF: Hakim Warrick
PF: Damone Brown
C: Etan Thomas
Outlook: ‘Cuse is consistently a top 20 team, yet they have just one big time player in the pros right now. This is a testament to Jim Boeheim who fooled a lot of people into thinking Lawrence Moten, John Wallace, and Preston Shumpert were stars.
With a name like Preston Shumpert, how could not root for this guy?
PG: Brevin Knight
SG: Casey Jacobsen
SF: Josh Childress
PF: Mark Madsen/Curtis Borchardt
C: Jasn Collins/Jarron Collins
Outlook: 7 players in the NBA and Brevin Knight is the best they got? No wonder why they can never win the big game.
PG: Bobby Jackson
SG: Voshon Lenard
SF: Kris Humphries
PF: John Thomas
C: Joel Pryzbilla
Outlook: A solid, not spectacular starting five that would I would totally root for although I’m not sure why.
PG: Lionel Chalmers
SG: James Posey
SF: David West
PF: Briant Grant/Torraye Braggs
C: Aaron Williams
Outlook: What does that tell you about the Atlantic 10 when Xavier has more players in the NBA than any other team? I’ll let you figure it out.
PG: Rick Brunson
SG: Aaron McKie
SF: Eddie Jones
PF: Mr. X
C: Marc Jackson
Outlook: Barely clinging onto their top 25 ranking, if only because that ’94 Temple team with Jones, McKie, and Brunson spearheading the backcourt was badass. How come nobody ever came up with the nickname, "Eddie Jones and the Temple Owls of Doom"?
25. Rhode Island
PG: Mr. X
SG: Cuttino Mobley
SF: Mr. Y
PF: Lamar Odom
C: Mr. Z
Outlook: 3 nobodies to go along with Mobley and Odom is good enough for me. These two missed playing with each other by a single year. Imagine what they could have done inbetween Odom’s bong sessions?
Best of the Rest
Arkansas: Joe Johnson, Corliss Williamson, Jannero Pargo
DePaul: Bobby Simmons, Quentin Richardson, Steven Hunter
Florida St.: Sam Cassell, Bob Sura, Von Wafer, Charlie Ward
Georgia: Jumaine Jones, Damien Wilkins, Jarvis Hayes, Shandon Anderson
Illinois: Deron Williams, Brian Cook, Luther Head, Frank Williams
Iowa: Ricky Davis, Reggie Evans, Ryan Bowen, Jared Reiner
Iowa St.: Jamaal Tinsley, Kelvin Cato, Marcus Fizer, Jackson Vroman, Paul Shirley