Coach Pat phrased his complaint a little more technically.
However you put it, it’s clear that the Nets assigned to cover Shaq have been flopping like a Jeff Foxworthy routine at the Apollo. Where Chicago’s post players exaggerated each impact, New Jersey have been faking falls that would make an Italian football player blush. Why the referees are the only people in the stadium incapable of seeing that, I couldn’t tell you.
Joe Arriola is a Character
Listening to Arriola’s antics has become an amusing sideshow. Last week, he engaged Nets players in conversation during games. First, he mocked Vince Carter’s baggy pants: “Nice shorts, Vince!”
Later, he said, “You’re a big baby, Vince!” Carter then turned to Arriola and said, “You’re fat!”
To which Arriola responded: “Fat and happy!” Arriola told 39-year-old Cliff Robinson, “You’re too old for this game.” Robinson looked over and said, “You’re probably right.”
Vince’s response might be the best part of that excerpt, although Shaq’s mother, of all people, easily beats him out for the quote of the day.
In the case of Lucille O’Neal,her in-game communication with her son has changed over the years. When Shaq shot free throws earlier in his career, she held a sign saying, “Bend Your Knees.”
But “I think that embarrassed him,” she said. “He said, ‘Ma, please don’t do that.’ I put the sign in the garage.”
It’s not hard to see the source of Shaq’s wit and likeability.
Flip Saunders is Gangsta
Saunders remembers the first time he visited Los Angeles and encountered Nicholson’s needling from his seat next to the visitors’ bench. Nicholson kept asking Saunders to sit down.
“I pay good money for these seats and I can’t see the game,” he told Saunders.
Finally, the coach turned around and said, “Hey, I didn’t like your last film either, but I didn’t ask for a refund.”
Whether he meant it in jest or not, Flip just went up a little in my estimation.
Odds and Ends
Ben Wallace has hired super-agent Arn Tellem to represent him
. What does this mean? Probably not much, but some believe it suggests that Big Ben may be open to entertaining offers from teams other than Detroit. In unrelated news, twenty-nine General Managers have called Arn Tellem since Ben signed with him.
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