Thursday , Nov , 05 , 2009 Christopher Sells

Dwight Howard Shows Superwang to Porn Star Mary Carey in N*Sync Member’s Bathroom

Yes, really. We can’t make this stuff up.

Dwight Howard Shows Superwang to Porn Star Mary Carey in N*Sync Member's BathroomLife is good for Dwight Howard. He’s coming off his first NBA Finals Appearance, a Defensive Player of the Year Award and an All-NBA First Team selection. He’s also averaging a very respectable 19.6, 11.8 and 2 for a team that has a real shot at winning it all this year.

Everything is not on the positive side for Howard, however. He has had some foul trouble of late and he and his coach are trying to figure out the refs and what Howard needs to do to stay on the floor. And he has reportedly been having girl troubles.

That’s the understatement of the year, if this story is true.

According to SportsRadioInterviews.com, Howard met porn star/one-time California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey at the Los Angeles International Airport. The two took a liking to each other and they communicated often. Actually, let’s let Carey tell us the story:

Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…

You cannot make this stuff up. So let’s recap: Boy meets girl, boy tries to convert girl, girl meets new boy and goes to his house, boy finds about girl is at new boy’s house and comes over, girl tries to let boy down gently, boy whips out his junk, girl runs away screaming. Rumors that Jameer Nelson was there with a tape measure have not been confirmed.

To be fair, Carey says that she would not have reacted in that way if she hadn’t been dating Kirkpatrick. But that doesn’t excuse the desperation showed by Mr. Howard. Superman cannot show up at another guy’s house and whip out his Superwang in an effort to win the girl who obviously chose to spend the evening with a second-rate boy bander instead of the Man of Steel. If she wasn’t responding to your calls, she’s not interested. Not tonight anyway.

Carey says Howard later apologized and talked about how uncharacteristically he acted when he dropped trou in front of her. Such behavior is something you wouldn’t expect from someone so outwardly religious, so maybe he was just having a moment of weakness. Maybe he is just so used to hearing people telling him to "Take it strong to the hole" that he was temporarily unable to differentiate between life and basketball. Or perhaps he’s just not used to being a superstar athlete with a huge wallet and being told no by a woman when he tries to assert himself.

Whatever the case may be, this is certainly not the sort of thing you want to associate with the star of a team that strives to be family friendly. I can’t imagine that Howard will have too much to say about the incident. If Carey’s account is true, he acted irrationally. If it’s not, he was still trying to bang a porn star.

Hopefully, Dwight will do the sensible thing next time. Pop in the video like the rest of the population and use his imagination.