This is What Kenya Bell Does in her Free Time

Feb 19th, 2010

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Kenya Bell is, by all accounts, a very intelligent woman.  She may have a little too much free time on her hands, though.  


 

The former Miss Michigan and wife of Milwaukee guard Charlie Bell has loaded only a few videos to her YouTube page (one of which is private but looks fascinating), but so far they're quite, how you say, entertaining.  Just watch them.  Please.

Now, I'm not saying she doesn't look good.  I'm just...eh, forget it.  I will, however, cite some of my favorite parts of her totally-not-written-by-herself Wikipedia page:

Kenya Bell, born April 2 [no year, eh? - ed.], is an American beauty pageant titleholder, model, and singer.

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At the age of eight, Bell won a state poetry contest for her grade level and was subsequently pulled from the regular school system and enrolled in a special program in the city of Detroit.[citation needed]

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She competed and won Miss Michigan USA 2001 and placed in the top ten at the Miss USA competition, where she broke the record for the highest preliminary swimsuit score to date.[citation needed]

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She was also a member of the singing group Odyssey formed and produced by Mitchell Jones, former singer in the group Commissioned. The group caught the interest of Sony Music and was working on a deal when two of the members left.

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Bell has since traveled all around the word living in Italy and Spain and learning to casually speak both language.

Yeah.