Jason Terry: Matt Barnes is ‘as soft as Charmin toilet paper’
"I call Barnes the Charminator," said Terry. "You know what that is? That is a guy that’s soft as Charmin’ toilet paper. It’s not only that he’s a Pac-10 guy and he’s a [UCLA] Bruin, and so you know we hate those guys — us [Arizona] Wildcats, we hate Bruins. I don’t care who you are. Whenever you don that uniform, I can’t stand you, other than Reggie Miller. Barnes, I remember you when you were at Golden State, you’re a journeyman. You put on that Laker uniform and you turn into Jerry West, Kareem, and Worthy, and Magic. Those are the real Lakers, not Barnes."
Barnes smiled when he was relayed Terry’s comments after practice on Saturday afternoon. "I’m not worried about what he’s talking about," Barnes said. "In Golden State we showed how to beat Dallas. You take it right to their chin and they back down. I don’t see that nothing’s changed since then so hopefully we see them again."
HoopsVibe’s Very Quick Call: In pro sports, there’s competitive hate between players and/or teams competing. This ends when the final buzzer sounds.
Then there’s personal hate, which is, well, personal. This doesn’t end when the final buzzer sounds. It carries over to the next game.
Put Jason Terry of the Dallas Mavericks and Matt Barnes of the Los Angeles Lakers hate in the latter.
Recently, insults have flown between the super-subs, which included references to toilet paper, journeyman status, being a fake Laker and past playoff upsets.
The trigger for this war of words was Thursday’s dust up between the purple-and-gold and Team Cuban. So Barnes went there: he brought up the Golden State Warriors 2007 upset of the Dallas Mavericks.
The Warriors, of course, were the eighth seed, who squeaked into the playoffs with an end of season rally. They were supposed to roll over in round one.
They didn’t, though.
Instead, they used an up-tempo approach to shock Terry’s Mavericks, who were the heavily-favoured, first-seed. The series was highly entertaining –provided you weren’t a Mavericks fan.
The loss was especially harsh for Terry’s team. In 2006, they held a two game lead in the NBA Finals –and lost the championship to Shaquille O’Neal, Dwyane Wade, and the Miami Heat.
All of this adds context to a possible playoff battle between Dallas and LA. Sports are at their best when there are multiple storylines and plots.
It never hurts when there’s good old fashioned hate, either.
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