Friday , Jun , 07 , 2013 Paul Eide

Pacers Lance Stephenson With Strippers After Game 7 Loss (Pics)

Everyone heals in different ways.

HoopsVibe Very Quick Call: Who among us has not used a stripper’s bosom as a temporary reprieve??

After the Indiana Pacers got beat down by the Miami Heat in game seven of the Eastern Conference Finals, Lance Stephenson needed some time to lick his wounds. Like many a man before him, he headed to a local Miami strip club to oogle some broads and, according to TMZ, stand around and not throw a lot of cash at the strippers.

Just hours after Lance and the Indiana Pacers lost game 7 to the Miami Heat Monday … the shooting guard eased his pain at King of Diamonds — the gentleman’s club where Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Rihanna frequently make it rain.

Lance on the other hand … made it sprinkle. Our KOD sources say the 22-year-old stood in the corner most of the night, only got 2 lap dances, and dropped a grand total of about $1100.

Not that $1100 is chump change, but typically we’ve seen celebs shower dancers with $5,000 to $10,000.

I’ve never understood why pro ballers in any sport go to strip clubs and throw around insane amounts of cash, for girls who probably aren’t going to give it up unless they throw down more money. Charlie Sheen famously said about hookers, "I don’t pay them for sex; I pay them to leave."

No matter the athlete or sport, no one will ever "do it big" the way NFL player Adam "Pacman" Jones did it in 2007 in Las Vegas during NBA All-Star Weekend.

Armed with $40,000 in ones in a garbage bag, Jones approached the stage of a local strip club and made it rain, with help from rap studs Nelly and Jermaine Dupri, while Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson and former world champion boxer Zab Judah looked on, presumably in awe.

From there it all went down hill as a fight broke out, punches were thrown, guns were "clapped", someone stole Pac Man’s garbage bag and a bouncer got paralyzed. Now that’s what I call "doing it big." Read the entire story here, totally worth the time.

Pac Man Jones makes Lance Stephenson "look like a choirboy" compared to him.

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