Saturday , Apr , 19 , 2008 C.Y. Ellis

Dwyane Wade Dating Star Jones? Really?

Dwyane Wade Dating Star Jones? Really?Evidently, Dwyane Wade has taken up masochism as a hobby to fill his empty summer, adding to the Miami Heat’s dismal year and his manifold injuries the burden of enduring the company of Star Jones.  Yes, folks, you read that correctly: Star f*cking Jones. has the scoop:

This is the wackiest couple ever. is hearing (from COMPLETELY RELIABLE sources) that Star Jones is now dating NBA’s Dwayne [sic] Wade.

According to a person affiliated with the Miami Heat organization, Star Jones has been picking up Dwayne [sic] after most of their recent home games. The insider told, "[Dwayne’s] teammates are even joking around with him about it. They say he has to watch his back – cause Al’s gonna get him."

True or not, our thoughts are with you, Flash.  Either you’re the victim of one of the cruelest rumors of the modern era, or you’re actually involved with the former face of a show so bad that I was forced to read a book.  Either way, times are hard in Wade County, and we hope your mind and/or reputation returns in time for the Olympics.

BallHype: hype it up!

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