Friday , May , 25 , 2012 Andrew Flint

J.R. Smith Arrested in Miami

The Knick’s J.R. Smith was arrested Thursday night in Miami.

HoopsVibe’s Very Quick Call: If you’re dating Rihanna, why would you leave the apartment?

J.R. Smith Arrested in Miami

Smith wasn’t arrested on anything like a fight or weapons charges. No, this bad boy was arrested on a warrant for driving with no driver’s license. That’s like MIke Tyson getting locked up for jaywalking. This isn’t the type of stuff rap songs are made of here Smith. Sgt. Bobby Hernandez said the 26-year-old Smith was arrested at approximately 9 p.m. and was booked into the jail shortly afterwards. Smith was bonded out by the end of the night and didn’t spend the night in jail.

Wait, isn’t Smith dating Rihanna? First off, why is anyone driving around town if they’re dating Rihanna. I say, stay at home. Never leave the apartment. Order in. Second of all, what NBA baller doesn’t have a driver’s license. I know, he lives in NYC and lots of people in NYC don’t have driver’s licenses, but Smith was just in Denver two seconds ago and everyone in Colorado definitely has one. Is Smith so big that he has an entourage taking him around? If he does he better wake up and realize he’s not even a starter in the NBA and save that money. Look what happened to Allen Iverson.

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