Thursday , Aug , 15 , 2013 Paul Eide

James Harden Records R&B Song “Harden Soul”

James Harden has a love song for your girl.

HoopsVibe Very Quick Call: It's "Harden" to imagine that the single will chart.

Harden Soul

The Harden R&B joint, aptly titled "Harden Soul", is sure to have all the ladies in Houston swooning.

I know that you want me cuz I look the best/I wear my shirt open so you see my chest.

I know that you want me cuz I look the best/Lets go out for seafood we'll have a shrimpfest. 

Girl, I noticed you noticing me/so I came over so you could see me. I work so harden to be with you/I shared my Harden soul with only you.

I know that you want me cuz I look the best/ I keep my stock open so you can invest."

It brings to mind Biz Markie's cover of "Bennie and the Jets" off of the Beastie Boys album The Sounds Of Science.

So what is Harden doing? It looks like a promo for Foot Locker, with a limitless bounty of shrimp overtones, saturated by the cocktail sauce smoothness that is Harden's voice.

The vocal stylings of James Harden are sure to get the ladies swooning. And if the song doesn't do the trick, Harden is RICH and likes to throw his money around, especially with strippers, even more so than Brandon Jennings.

Harden's first year in Houston was a smash hit. JH proved he is a legit #1 scoring option and a much better all-around player than he was previously given credit for.

In 78 games, Harden averaged 25.9 ppg, 4.9 rpg, 5.8 apg and 1.7 spg – all career highs – for the Rockets.

The Rockets also won 11 more games than in the previous year and made the playoffs for the first time since 2008-09.

We can only hope that Dwight Howard doesn't get jealous when the attention drifts from him for five seconds and he puts out an entire R&B album.

If he does, he should call it, "I Would Never Block Your Love" with the smash hit b-side, "You're Not Just My Rebound; You've Dominated The Paint Of My Heart".

Uh oh, smells like somebody stepped in "hit"….

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